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Wednesday, March 18, 2009 A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. “ How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to a lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. “ Lady,” lawyer replied , “ ever since the Phoenicians invented money, there has been only answer to that question.” The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. “The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,” lamented the father , “is that I know he never cheated during his exams.” |
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