Light bulb
Monday, March 16, 2009
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Q - How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Q - How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Q - How many circus performers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Two. One to change the bulb and the other to shout, 'Ta-daaaa!'

Q - How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Only one, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Q - How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change.

(chill)














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