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Monday, March 16, 2009 Q - How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb? A - Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work. Q - How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? A - Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill. Q - How many circus performers does it take to change a light bulb? A - Two. One to change the bulb and the other to shout, 'Ta-daaaa!' Q - How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? A - Only one, but it takes at least three light bulbs. Q - How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? A - Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change. (chill) |
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