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Be happy!
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5:52 PM
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. “ How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to a lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. “ Lady,” lawyer replied , “ ever since the Phoenicians invented money, there has been only answer to that question.” The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. “The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,” lamented the father , “is that I know he never cheated during his exams.” |
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dotz dotz dotz
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2:51 AM
Monday, March 16, 2009 Q - What does a fish without an eye look like? A - Fsh Q - How do you keep a skunk from smelling? A - Hold its nose. Q - Why don't anteaters get sick? A - Because they're full of anty-bodies! |
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Light bulb
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2:46 AM
Q - How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb? A - Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work. Q - How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? A - Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill. Q - How many circus performers does it take to change a light bulb? A - Two. One to change the bulb and the other to shout, 'Ta-daaaa!' Q - How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? A - Only one, but it takes at least three light bulbs. Q - How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? A - Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change. (chill) |
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share with you this funny passage ^^
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2:06 AM
Smart Fish : A customer at Morris' Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?" "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Morris replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant." "You sell them here?" the customer asks. "Only $4 apiece," says Morris. The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter. "You didn't eat enough, " says Morris. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry. "Hey, Morris," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I just found out I can buy the whole fish for $2...You're ripping me off!" "You see?" says Morris. "You're smarter already." |
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Happy birthday to you~
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12:38 AM
I am happy today.. *today = 15-3-2009 hahas had my second outing with some of my buddies.. watched the dragon ball evolution.. lols.. not bad.. coz i watch it with my friends.. hahas oh ya.. the reason we having this outing is to celebrate Sour Orange's birthday.. ( Sour Orange.. sounds like a girl huh? LOL! He IS a BOY.. xD ) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SOUR ORANGE~ HOPE YOU BE SWEET ONE DAY ( lol ! Be Sweet Orange larh.. i don't like to eat Sour Orange lei.. ==) (by the way.. hehe.. I really want to EAT YOU!!) (evil laughter) 8 of us went.. ( 7 5M-ers and one 5P-ers ) Glad to be part of this outing.. it was like... finally.. can go out with friends le.. hahas! oh ya.. I don't know until JLHK told mi that this is the 1st time he watch a movie in Jusco.. ( wow! unbelievable.. I thought he attended many outings with our friends before ) Anyway.. hope he enjoy it today. ^^ erm.. by the way.. i left just after the movie ended because i got something to do at 3.30 pm. (sad .. I thought I can hang out with them until 5pm de.. but neh-mind larh .. next time barh ^^ ) Thats all .. Bye. Hebrews 11 Faith |
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long exhausted day..
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11:24 PM
Friday, March 13, 2009 Erm.. today.. 13-3-2009 right? I couldn't sleep yesterday... I've no idea why i couldn't sleep.. Then I try to make some notes on my history subject.. thought will feel sleepy after that coz history is BORING! (hahas) I do the notes from 2am to 3am. then, still can't sleep.. Try to find things to do.. then i decided to do my QT , coz that time was really quiet in the night. (lols) *QT = quiet time / devotion / meditation on the Word.. Qt-ed from 3am until 4am... After that.. even worse.. couldn't find anything to do.. How can I do nothing for at least one hour! Somemore late at night or rather early in the morning. ( xD) Slacked an hour.. == (can't believe it) super boring... then i lie down on my bed..suddenly feel sleepy and slept without notice... Sleep at about 5 am.. then wake up at 6.20am... at least i got some sleep. == Then wash up and go to school.. Today is a weird day.. 1stly, can't sleep at night. 2ndly, don't feel like sleeping in class ... (woah its a miracle.. maybe its my first time i din feel sleepy in class -.-'' ) Feel so energetic hahas! Semangat betul ! ( ... ) Thought today can hand up the moral folio but ended up get rejected by the teacher... ( don't feel like telling you all the reason.. coz don't really want to gossip about my teachers..) But anyway, its my fault la.. i deserve it! Bought a lesson with my moral marks.. quite worth it.. ( you may think i am siao.. losing marks still say worth it.. ) (but eh.. some lessons are too expensive that cost lifes okay! ) == A good news ^^ .. i completed my lisan! huuray! coz i delay and delay and causes many inconviences to teacher and especially my two considering friends! they waited and waited for mi .. so nice of them. One of them is JLHK and the other one is LWH. (surpised to see your names here? ) Thx and sorry to JLHK and LWH. ^^ Erm.. today i reached home earlier than other Fridays.. This is because my mom got meeting to attend .. so she can leave her school earlier and fetch mi and my brother at 1.20 pm. (happy) Ate fried rice for my lunch.. Then no more stomachache.. By the way.. i experienced this long stomachache for like 13 hours le.. from midnight until lunch time... Had a nap at about 4pm.. This nap of mine lasted for 4 hours! ( lol.. recharged ) Woke from my nap and took a shower.. After that, went bible study class.. Okays .. thats all for today.. See ya! 1Cor 13 LOVE |
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1st cca
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7:45 PM
Wednesday, March 11, 2009 Attended the 1st cca in my Form 5 life.. *cca= co-curricular activity Heard a sad news from Lemon... Got some thieves broke into his house and stole his tv, computer, handphones and stuffs... The loss is more than 10k! (OMG!) Hope the thieves will really feel bad about this!!!! NO PEACE UNTIL THEY REPENT!!!! Haiz.. haven't take the lisan yet... *lisan = Malay oral test Hope can get an A in lisan.. hahas Slept in kelab kewangan coz nothing to do... Kelab Kewangan SIENZ!!! sorry to say that.. But that is why i choose this club last time... ( now i regret le ): ) I MUST complete the moral project by today!!!! Cannot delay again le!!! hahas and MUST go to school tomorrow to take the lisan and hand up the moral project!!! JIA YOU to myself xD I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Phil 4 : 13 |
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Another unusual day xD
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8:14 PM
Monday, March 9, 2009 Tiring is the only word to describe my day.... I went to Kuala Pilah to visit my grandma.. After we reached there, it rained.. Then.. we went into KFC and packed our lunch.. ( eat our lunch in car) xD Visited grandma... My mum went to a shop nearby grandma's flat which is owned by an old friend of her to get a haircut. bought some kuih before we leave Kuala Pilah.. those kuih are not bad ^^.. Home.. finally... headache.. maybe is because of the journey... The end. Haha.. tata.. |
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An unusual day xD
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11:37 PM
Sunday, March 8, 2009 Today is a tiring day i would say.. not because I do works.. not because I play... and of course not because I study..<<> i don't study ... just in case you don't know mi == I went to KL to visit my cousin because she just gave birth to a baby girl.. That baby girl is my niece! She is just 12 days old .. so cute.. haha Now you knew why I describe this day as a tiring day.. It is because I traveled here and there..moreover , weather today is very hot.. Erm.. nothing to say le.. Okiie bye! |
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dreaming time!
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2:01 AM
LOL!! took too much quiz le... can't believe i took such a number of quizes -.- oh ya.. forgot to greet you all! Good morning! haha i go sleep le... tomorrow need to go to KL... i go to sleep very early lei? ... early in the morning.. =.= ok biies |
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happy day
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1:01 AM
today morning i helped with some home chores.. afternoon i went to H*J... Had a lot of fun there ^^ Playing with doggies.. bathing them.. meeting 2 jie jie and their family After that, i went to my church... Helped in preparing the holy communion... Today's message is about faith... haha...nothing else... buaiies walk by faith but not by sight |
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ARGH
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8:38 PM
Thursday, March 5, 2009 Haiz... Today din go to school... it have been 3 days... hahas.. missed my school buddies a lot >.< This bad behaviour of mine HAD TO BE STOPPED!!! Someone! HELP mi pls! I think my main problem is that my will is so weak... So, i determined to fully use my WILL to get up from bed and go to school tomorrow! Need to exercise my will .... ONE, TWO...ONE, TWO... THREE, FOUR...THREE,FOUR Hope my will will soon be MUSCULAR . xD TOMORROW MUST GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!! CHONG ARR~~~!!! |
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New hope...
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6:21 PM
Monday, March 2, 2009 Haha.. thanks God I made it for school today.. umm.. you know what? I think today's moral class is my 1st lesson this year... can tell how long i din attend to school le...== oh ya! today i brought my brother's moral textbook accidently.. i thought its mine... -.-'' I stomachache at school during the last few periods... Maybe its because i din take any food for my recess time.. ( its JLHK's fault!!) hahas.... (don't be mad at mi.. JLHK...hahas) After school has ended, home sweet home. Customised my blog le.... hahas Got to complete the moral project ASAP...coz teacher warned mi today..== Hahaa.. thats all for today. Bye~ |
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