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interesting maths equation
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12:44 PM
Saturday, September 12, 2009 Just now I was viewing my cousin's blog and I've came across this interesting funny maths equation. I share with you all barh (: Chinese version (original) 人 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 + 上班 + 玩 猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 代入： 人 = 猪 + 上班 + 玩 即： 人 - 玩 = 猪 + 上班 结论：不懂玩的人 = 会上班的猪 ———————————————————— 男人 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 + 挣钱 猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 男人 = 猪 + 挣钱 猪 = 男人 - 挣钱 结论：所以男人不挣钱等于猪 女人 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 + 花钱 猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 女人 = 猪 + 花钱 猪 = 女人 - 花钱 结论：女人不花钱的都是猪 综上： 男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱 女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱 男人 + 女人 = 两头猪 祝天下的猪们快乐！ English version ( translated by mi (: ) *copyright reserved xD Human being = eat + sleep + work + play Pig = eat + sleep Substitute pig into human being , Human being = pig + work + play Therefore, Human being - play = pig + work Conclusion : Human being who doesn't know how to play = working pig Simplifying the equation, Human being who doesn't know how to enjoy life and get his/herself some entertaining is simply a working pig. ———————————————————— Man = eat + sleep + earn (money) Pig = eat + sleep Man = pig + earn (money) Pig = man - earn (money) Conclusion : A man who doesn't earn money = pig Simplifying the equation, A man who doesn't even bother to bring home the bacon is simply a bacon (pig) ! LOL! Woman = eat + sleep + spend (money) Pig = eat + sleep Woman = pig + spend (money) Pig = woman - spend (money) Conclusion : A woman who doesn't know how to spend = pig Simplifying the equation, Woman who doesn't have the source of money (especially a husband who don't give her wife money) to spend is simply a pathetic pig. The final conclusion : Man earns because they don't want woman to become a pig. Woman spends because they don't want man to become a pig. Man + woman = two pigs Wish all the pigs on earth lives a blissful life! (: |
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